WELCOME TO
RED'S SKELETON FANSITE OR SOMETHING IDK
Oh my bajeezus, that skelertain is S M O K
I N
He can't do that, he's under the legal smoking age but here he is
doing it anyway
what a cool fuckin guy
My lord above, this lad is
literally a California resident (he's choking on smoke)
Oh my lord, the
offspring (tm)
plz don't sue me for copyright infringement, offspring guys
(if you still even perform nowadays, I mean your band is old as
fuck I don't even know if you still even make music under that
band name anymore but please don't sue kthx
Oh no, stop
you can't do that here
this is a clean Christian website for skeletons please stop
immediately
Neocities will ban me please stop noooooooo
Oh lawd, he walkin
where he goin' tho?
He spittin out mail across the digital cybonespace
Oh fuck my computer is infected with the iloveyou trojan god help
He wants you to come in
No seriously you're letting all the hot air out come in
He is praising my beautiful (sic) [citation needed] web design
skills
This
skeleton hung himself because of Red's absolute dogshit coding,
dear lord above save our souls.
Last updated 10-30-1996