WELCOME TO RED'S SKELETON FANSITE OR SOMETHING IDK


Oh my bajeezus, that skelertain is S M O K I N
He can't do that, he's under the legal smoking age but here he is doing it anyway
what a cool fuckin guy


My lord above, this lad is literally a California resident (he's choking on smoke)


Oh my lord, the offspring (tm)
plz don't sue me for copyright infringement, offspring guys
(if you still even perform nowadays, I mean your band is old as fuck I don't even know if you still even make music under that band name anymore but please don't sue kthx


Oh no, stop
you can't do that here
this is a clean Christian website for skeletons please stop immediately
Neocities will ban me please stop noooooooo


Oh lawd, he walkin
where he goin' tho?


He spittin out mail across the digital cybonespace

Oh fuck my computer is infected with the iloveyou trojan god help

He wants you to come in
No seriously you're letting all the hot air out come in

He is praising my beautiful (sic) [citation needed] web design skills


This skeleton hung himself because of Red's absolute dogshit coding, dear lord above save our souls.

Last updated 10-30-1996